DISPATCHES FROM OUR COLONEL.
WONT RETURN
Great news. Will (or Won't) called to say that his plans have changed and he will be at all the events except Gettysburg. That is great news and really makes the staff complete.
MIDDLE CREEK EVENT
I have been contacted by the organizers of an event in eastern Kentucky. They are wanting some real yanks to attend their event at Middle Creek, outside of Prestonsburg, Ky. It is about an easy 6 hour drive from Indy.
This event is on the original battlefield.
If you want something to do on September 26th, 27th and 28th, I urge you to support this event.
What did you do on the weekend of March 8/9?
At 7 am on Saturday, the 8th, Jim Dedman drove over from Illinois and he and I departed for a meeting at Gettysburg. Snow was encountered the moment we left Indianapolis. Then more snow. Then more.
Columbus, Ohio got 20 inches with 40 miles per hour winds. Tom Downes was planning on the trip from Cleveland but couldn't get out of his driveway. Finally, after seeing 250 accidents, two closures of west bound I-70 and one east bound closure (we were able to exit and snake around the wreck), we arrived at Gettysburg.
Sunday, the 9th, was more enjoyable. After a quick drive through the 1st day action fields, the meeting at the site of the 145th was quite enjoyable. They have added 1000 acres and will camp the CS forces there. Our campsite is amazing. Bounded by woods on two sides and next to a creek, you will be very pleased at the site.
The army commander, Alan Baldwin, named me as the commander of the 3rd Division....an unexpected honor that left me speechless (well, for a moment at least). We will be joined by Tom Downes commanding the National Regiment troops. You may remember them from their trip to Perryville a couple of years ago.
Thus, our current table of organization looks like this:
3rd Division-Brigadier General Shackelford
1st Brigade-Will Eichler
1st Battalion
National Regiment-Tom Downes
2nd Battalion-Scott Cummings
Cumberland Guard
2nd Brigade-Craig DeCrane
1st Battalion
Black Hats/Iron Brigade
2nd Battalion-Earl Zeckman
Military Department of Mississippi/125th Ohio/Ames Brigade
We will also be joined by elements of the Army of the Ohio with their specialty impressions. Altogether, I would not be surprised if we exceed 1000 men.
Get there early. There is a Thursday tactical and four battles for us over the weekend. More, if you want to join in for the cavalry battles to give them infantry support. (some of you 130th Franklin veterans can recall that experience. If you aren't one, ask someone that was there for a knee-slapping story).
Parking will be close by and all of the support services are already in place. These guys really know their stuff and this event will be the "Big Dance" for the year and maybe more. YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS ONE.
The registrations are in excess of 8000 as of this moment. The Swedes are coming back to fall in with the 7th Michigan. If you have any questions or problems, contact me.
GETTYSBURG 2008
Gentlemen of the Guard
Registration for the GAC event at Gettysburg is now up to 7000. Please urge your troops to get their registrations in ASAP.
For simplicity sakes, it is suggested they designate their affiliation simply as Cumberland Guard or CG. This is not to slight the great organizations that will compose our Brigade but it is for the sole purpose of assuring less confusion.
Check out the event website at www.GettysburgAnniversaryCommittee.
While the Anders event will certainly affect the total turnout for the event, I truly expect the total participant count to exceed 10,000.
Now is the time to start planning and set up car pools, messes, etc. We all know there will be challenges that are inherent to the big, big events. But, its pretty realistic.....do you really think their 10,000 man organizations flowed without problems?
Feel free to contact me if you have any questions or problems with registrations.
Let's put politics, AHT vs GAC, etc. aside and put our biggest and best showing on the field.
CHARLETON PARK
I have been asked to be the overall U.S. commander at the revived event at Charleton Park near Hastings, Michigan. This event, you recall, features a morning tactical and a large, historical village. I humbly accepted the position. It is, though, a couple of weeks after Gettysburg. Your support would be appreciated.
BILLIE CREEK 2008
The new owner of Billie Creek Village called me tonight and requested that I take command of the event.
He agrees the enforcement of more appropriate impressions is an important component and want to increase the "authenticity" of the event. Note the quotation marks....this event is a long way from any authentic standards but its time to increase the accuracy of the impressions of those that are allowed to attend.
Thus, there will be no mortars, no artillery less than full scale, no oversized artillery rounds (the first one fired gets escorted out), no two band muskets, no bowie knives, no suicide charges, etc.
Personally, I hate a list of "no's", but the lax maintenance of the basics of the past few years mandates this exception. My personal experience of the ‘07 event taught me that unless you list it as a "no", those who believe to the contrary will attend and try to bully their way in.
An organizational meeting to flush out the guidelines will be held soon.
I have been asked to send out the appropriate press releases to the various magazines in order to make the hobby aware of the event. Your help would be appreciated.
THE COLONEL'S OPINION OF TAXES
This is too true to be very funny!!
The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.
A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.
D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the
earth on two feet.
E.
A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and
20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
While this thought is
still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you
can learn with some simple division . .
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking
the Congress for
$250 BILLION
to rebuild
New Orleans . Interesting number, what does it mean?
A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents
of
New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you
each get $516,528.
B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes
in
New
Orleans , your home gets
$1,329,787.
C. Or, if you are a family of four, your
family
gets $2,066,012.
Washington,
D.C .. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??
Tax his land,
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Tax his tears.
Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers,
Tax him more,Tax hi m until he's good and
sore.
Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom!'
And when he's gone,
We won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Ta x
Fuel Perm it Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax
(Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge
Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges
Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Tele phone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers
Compensation Tax.
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the
world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the
largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'
And I still have to 'press
1'
for English.
I hope this goes
around THE
USA at least 100
times
What the heck happened?????
From the Indiana Brigade
2007 Cumberland Guard Leadership Meeting
The annual meeting of Guard units was held at Conner Prairie on November 10th. There was a great turnout and we were treated by the appearance of Earl Zeckman of the Military Department of Mississippi. Earl discussed their Atlanta event and how the 2009 event is to be over the Labor Day weekend and will be a "Don't Miss" event. For '08, the event is in November.
We were also addressed by Dan Freas of Conner Prairie. A former re enactor, Dan is a leader in the development of the Civil War programs at CP.
A brief review of the 2007 events was conducted followed by discussion of the upcoming year. The natural topic was Gettysburg. Nearly everyone in attendance expressed their views and an open discussion was held to determine the pros and cons of the two events. After much discussion, it was unanimously voted to support the Gettysburg Anniversary Committee (GAC) event. Earl Zeckman added that the MDM will support the Guard with their own battalion, which will include 15 soldiers from England.
The light-hearted meeting included me reading a dispatch from the Official Records, wherein I read a dispatch from Confederate General Jones to Confederate General Jenkins where he states, "Is Jackson's company of artillery included... As they have no field pieces, they should have some other fire-arms. I can send muskets for Jackson's men..."
We then voted to change our impression to that of ungunned, Confederate artillery. LOL
The balances of 2008 events were discussed and it was agreed that the Guard would support:
May..Conner Prairie
June..Billie Creek although the organization of the event is somewhat "up in the air". Complete support was somewhat uncertain until we get insight as to the planning efforts.
July..Gettysburg
July..Charleton Park, Michigan. Efforts are underway to revive this event near Hastings, Michigan. Hosted by the 7th Michigan, 24th Michigan, 1 Michigan Light Artillery and the 9th Kentucky, we voted to add the event to our schedule. Being two weeks after Gettysburg will be an issue.
August..Jackson. They have announced the battle will be Wilson's Creek so get your militia impression ready.
October..Hartford City. It was agreed that efforts would be increased to make the event worthy of a long drive. Support from Michigan units would be greatly appreciated. There have been a number of improvements that should resolve the problems of the past.
November..It was agreed to support the Atlanta event with a force composed of those who can make it. You are urged to put this on your schedule and while the entire unit can't make it, your individual support is important.
Thus, the Guard meeting in '08 will be in late October instead of November.
A lengthy discussion was held regarding using more first person. It is clear that we have dropped the ball in this category but a determined effort will change this. All, without exception, agreed that we will be more proactive in establishing and maintaining first person conversations.
Remember, the phrase to remind your pard that you are in first person is, "Did you vote for Lincoln?" That is a gentle reminder to the fellow next to you that you are trying to maintain a first person atmosphere.
It was also agreed to reinstate our tradition of marching out an hour before the battle, stack arms, boil coffee, etc. This really helps in easing into the moment. Your support of this is vital. Bring cards, coffee, etc.
It was also discussed how we should maintain our military bearing even after the spectators leave. We are portraying a Civil War soldier...period. It does not stop when the public departs.
The meeting closed with an optimistic view toward the upcoming season. I gave humble thanks to all of the marvelous people that compose the Guard and led three cheers and a tiger.
